Anways, Jason decided to move into my town, because the game supports up to 4 players...opening up a whole new vista of roommate shenanigans. We've had a year and a half to work out the differences that arise with actual living arrangements, and now we get to quibble over Animal Crossing.
Jason, ravaging the flowers I planted near my town gate: "Hey, free flowers!" [yoink]
Me, watching: "HEY I planted those on purpose!!"
Jason: "Oh." [puts them back] "For some reason that escaped me."
[Jason pokes around the inside of my house in the game]
Me: "Stop looking up my dress while I'm sleeping!!"
[Villager asks Jason for a new greeting]
Jason: "N-o-o-k  s-u-c-k-s-!"
Jason, fishing: "Come on, tuna! Be a tuna!"
Me (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) "It's not a toona"
This is going to be interesting.